this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along
and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man
Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books
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damn thats powerful
one of my favorite posts here
this fucking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand
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Typical stereotypes associated with Disney Princesses.
YES THIS!! Just a few minutes ago on my mom’s facebook page (she told me I dont stalk it lol) there was that message about ‘Frozen being the first Disney movie about not needing a man to save you’….bullcrap. That wasn’t the moral of the movie anyway and I had a strange feeling there was a movie before that with that moral what was that called? Pulan??
Pizza Planet Truck
The moral of this post is that pizza will always be around no matter where you go or what year it is amen
OMFG this is awesome
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
Handsome princes indeed.
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF
Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.
TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY
Didn’t you forget someone~?
OH MY GOD STOP
Asian male apology game = tight.
laughed so fuckin hard at the fuckin breakdancer
saraisahugenerd asked: Have you watched Full Metal Alchemist yet? What are you even doing right now?
I haven’t, actually, but I probably should. I’m working down through my To-Watch list and I should move that one up. I got distracted from my already massive list by a JK Rowling Documentary, which has lead me to take the great plunge and watch all of the Harry Potter movies. I KNOW, YET ANOTHER THING I’M BEHIND THE BALL ON. They’re fucking good too! I am seriously surprised, my hopes were pretty low even though it’s so popular. I thought it’d be overrated, but shit, there are some really cool themes here. I’m on the third movie. Have you watched them?
13-year-old Harry is kind of hot and I feel really creepy for saying that.
I’m also going to catch up on Game of Thrones. I watched two episodes of Vampire Diaries and I’m sorry Sara, I can’t bear it. I mean, it’s better than Twilight and there are a couple of cool parts, but it’s just a lot of ‘hot guy comes to town, shy girl attracts his attention, suave villain wants to mess things up for him’ thing and I can’t have much faith in it. I’d have to livestream heckle it with you if I were to survive it.
I watched all of The White Queen, caught up on my BBC dramas and now I’m like really fucking seriously considering rewatching Breaking Bad. With nostalgic tissues. WHICH REMINDS ME, I’m rewatching Supernatural with my sister. I should have prepared the nostalgic tissues early.
What are you doing right now?
You’ve never seen them?! Now that would be an experience! I’m sure I loved the heck out of em when I was younger. But I read almost all the books so none of them were like “OH MY GOD HARRY WAT! you fuckwit”
Wait did you read the books? If not that is a unique experience I kinda wish I had… except the books are awesome too… they just make the movies less awesome.
And don’t worry about it. Daniel Radcliffe was always like 3 years older than Harry… which… y’know still makes you creepy but whatever he’s a celebrity, he ain’t real people.
I wanna watch game of Thrones too! But then I started in on FMA: Brotherhood and my life is ruined for the next week and a half and maybe more because I’m totes buying the manga because I’m a grown ass man and I do what I want.
It’s good, but no worries the series has been over for a while so I’m sure nothing will get spoiled.
BUT YEAH TAKE TRUE BLOOD RIGHT THE FUCK OFF YER LIST.
Wait were you watching True Blood or Vampire Diaries?
I don’t know shit about Vampire Diaries, I avoided that thing like the plauge. True Blood was okay, at least the first 3 seasons. But now that I think more about it… yeah not worth the time it takes to watch. I really was just jazzed about it because my roommates and me made it a thing. It was like a family ritual or whatever.
So right now I’m sitting in bed with my laptop like the fucking king of england because I just woke up and my computer was on the floor next to me because I can’t stop watching Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
But I also bought Kingdom Hearts 2 and Dragon Age 2 at the store yesterday… I’m trying to wean myself away from Mass Effect… the main reason I waste so much time on the internet is Mass Effect.
And for some reason I feel more productive watching a new show or playing a new vidya when really I should be like… jogging… or reading… bleck. Wasting your youth is what the twenty first century is all about tho! I’m just riding the wave baby.
'Harry you fuckwit' yeah, I haven't had many of those; except maybe in the first two and that's because he was like 12 and made bad horror movie choices like FOLLOWING THE VOICE. I never thought of it that way though, I guess it's similar to not having 'I am your father' spoiled and watching Star Wars. No, I didn't read any of the books, and I'm actually quite shocked how much WASNT spoiled over time. There's just a couple of classic 'tumblr moments', where headcanons are forced on me because I saw a scene dissected to show how Draco is totes in love with Harry because of little facial quirks. So that scene comes around and I'm like, 'whelp, there goes my chance of forming my own opinion'.
Yeah, so there was this thing where the neighborboy living next to me dug up his dead dog and started an incantation to bring it back to life, which he said was inspired from the Harry Potter books. To say the least, my mom was sufficiently spooked and that fad was made to go RIGHT past me. So I’m late to the party, finding out my neighbor was a total dumbshit and Harry Potter is really as cool as everyone said!
I want to read the books, but I was still unsure about the series, so I figured a 2 hour movie is less commitment to this new adventure than like 7000000 pages. So here I am, taking on the movies first. They are actually pretty great! They seem pretty tight, and don’t leave a lot of those ‘well I guess you’d have to read the book’ moments you usually find in book-to-movie adaptations. There are a few parts that I see were probably expanded on in the books, but not to the discredit of the movie. I’m on the Goblet of Fire right now. I like how the main character and the female deuteragonist are able to actually maintain a platonic relationship. Like actually do it, no romantic plot twist.
He ain’t real people! And Harry is a bonus not person, so I don’t have to feel bad! Hey, the ghost girl in the bathroom was in a bath with him naked, and I’m like 99.9999% sure she made a dick joke. That’s canon. I’m off the hook for finding him dreamy.SNAPE THOUGH. Isn’t he a cloak full of dangerous potential.
OH SHIT so you’re balls deep in FMA then? I’ll finish these quick and jump on that bandwagon with you. I’ll move it up on my list. Gives me something to do while nursing power tool injuries and Sheetrock in the eyes.
IM DEAD. LAUGHING FOREVER. YOU DIDNT RECOMMEND VAMPIRE DIARIES? YOURE TELLING ME I SUFFERED THROUGH THREE EPISODES OF SLIGHTLY BETTER TWILIGHT BY ACCIDENT? FOR YOU? FOR NOTHING? Oh my God, I was sitting there thinking ‘I know she said it got better, but how did she ever make it?’ And I was watching the wrong damn show! Hahahaha!
Hey, I get it! Anything can become way cooler when you’re watching it with others. That’s like all the BBC dramas I watch, it’s really only so I, my mom and my sister can grab soda and stay up until midnight, emerging the next day with posh accents. MATTHEW! WHY!
Rock on man! I want to curl up in bed, but I’m trying to pirate Bioshock Infinite and all the pop ups require catlike reflexes. I could have become Secretary of State, made world peace and used my wages from that to buy the game in the time it’s taken to download it.
Really? How do you waste Internet time on Mass Effect, like what’s there to do? I waste most my time on tumblr, reblogging painful headcanons for fandoms I’m not in. Then I watch the show to get into the fandom. And my imaginary expectations of the show always are let down by the real thing. ‘THIS POST HAD A LOT MORE EMOTIONAL SUBTEXT BEFORE I KNEW THE CONTEXT.’
I shall live as I have always lived! Doing things I think I’ll regret and then thinking of them fondly later! And by that I don’t mean being daring and doing budgie jumping, I mean downloading three programs to get one game and then having them crash. But this is the future, so no accountability WHOOO.
Remember when downloading shit was like minesweeper? Get a virus and your desktop would like melt into a pile of battery acid and Chuck Norris would come out and bitchslap you.
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.
The best bit of parenting Thor has ever got and it’s actually Loki.
reblogging again for that last comment
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
Expectation vs Reality II Eren Yeager
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Can you give it to them?
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