its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because that shit is pretty hard to do and so is typing it all up and just thinking of the plot and all the little details idk writers are great
i feel weird when people post their own art without a caption. like tell me about your art. how long did this take. is this your favorite character. add some quote. something. tell me something
It’s been a really wild year on this website.
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!”
“It’s not that hard!”
leave me the fucK ALONE
Kyubey YOU SON OF A BITCH. Can’t you even give them a grace period, it couldn’t have been more than 24 hours before that your last deal went through.
HOMURA DONT TAKE MAMI’S SHIT.
When you’re feeling confident about your grades then find out there’s a test tomorrow you haven’t studied for
aniphine asked: What's the closest you've come to dying?
OH LOOK ANOTHER LONG STORY: Probably last winter, I almost got T-boned by a semi when driving back to my apartment from the booze store (I was not drunk, don’t worry). And it would have been entirely my fault too. I was waiting at a green to turn left and even though I knew I probably wouldn’t be able to make it I waited a few seconds and went for it. And I would hear my brain yelling “STAHP YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!”
But I made it. Like it was seriously like one car length away from making me a dirty ass stain on the road.
After it was over all I could do was laugh hysterically and then question my self-control and why the hell I did that and ever since I’ve been a little worried that I’m gonna get myself killed and in my final moments just be like “Why you do that, fuckin chode?”
SO DEEP RIGHT?
DUDE YOU HAVE ONE HELL OF AN INTUITION. THAT IS CRAZY. That is a scary story.
I can see why you’re such a safe driver now though. It wouldn’t take much! It’s okay, you can be Canadian level of polite on the road, I completely approve. Shit that is nuts. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE. LET’S NOT GO THERE.
INSTEAD LET’S QUESTION WHY IN THE FUCK YODA DID NOT WARN YOU SOONER. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.
RIGHT?! I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE MY BACK IN TIMES LIKE THAT!
Oh but I don’t want to drive like a Canadian.
Dude rule number one from us Northern folk: Canadians are the worst drivers and the cause of all road accidents in some way shape or form. RULE!
Also they crowd Target on the weekend… assholes… contributing to our economy…
No way! I had no idea., I would have figured them to be the safest drivers, because they’re in a constant state of snow. But that makes sense, I suppose — are they like snowbirders to you? Do they come down to North Dakota because it’s somehow warmer?
Hhahahahaha The way you said that make be think of them like a herd of moose that swarm the local watering hole hahaha. I just love that.
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
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