IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model
Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
My heart breaks for just about every single character in this series, but none more so than these three. They have seen the deaths of countless friends and comrades, because we know that the last ones standing, have seen everyone else fall.
Erwin commanded and led them to their deaths. Soul crushing sacrifices all for the sake of humanity. Only to realise that fighting for humanity, actually meant fighting against humanity.
Hanji subjected these titans to various forms of torture and experimentation, all for the sake of research to benefit humanity’s war on titans. Only to realise that these very titans could’ve been someone’s mother, lover, or friend.
And Levi, whose strength, talent and definition lies in killing titans and being humanity’s strongest soldier, is now saddled with the extra burden of not only the guilt of his fallen comrades, but also this heavy realisation that his titan kill count could now possibly translate to his human kill count. Humanity’s strongest soldier could now be considered, albeit unintentionally, humanity’s strongest killer.
They offered up their lives, their bodies, their souls and their hearts, for this?! That’s just too cruel
have you ever been to columbia
nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"
Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.
think about all the sex
There are two types of people.
If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.
… three. Three types of people.
Nah dude I’m pretty sure the trampoline would just melt.
Be better to try to steam them. Might even taste nicer as well.
film meme - [3/9] male characters - Henry Hill, Goodfellas (1990)
"You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.: You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys."
THIS MOVIE IS TOP
quizilla circa 2006
Submitted by thegirlwithwaytoomanyfandoms.
Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written, and stick that selection in my ask/fan mail. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you’d expect to find on a DVD commentary
Someone asked me about a scenario kind of like this and I couldn’t help myself. The video can be found here.
I think I laughed myself to death.
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